She'll bring home the bacon and chew your leg off.
(Priceless)

Diva is a very special Cyberdog. Not only did she work with me on the book tour that led from Seattle to New Orleans, she won her entire food supply for a year wearing her cyborg outfit in a pet costume contest. I adopted Diva when she was 3, and I had her 10 years. She passed away 08/13/07. RIP Diva.

Remember, if you're dog is vegetarian, something is terribly wrong.